mortality cartographer (beeooll) wrote,
mortality cartographer
beeooll

"You don't have a cell phone do you."

No, I'm anticellular.

"You need to get one, they're only like $20 a month."

So let me get this straight. I need to pay $20 a month so that someone can interrupt me when otherwise I would continue as is, in peace and quiet, and when they could wait until I'm near my next destination?

"Yes."

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As against getting one that I am, I'm unfortunately seeing where I'm likely to be forced to purchase one in the near future. It's been over three years now since I've had one and honestly, I haven't really missed it.

Only three times in the past year have I needed a phone bad enough to stop for a pay phone... although odd and a pain in the ass, it didn't kill me.

It's funny that I had that conversation today because when I arrived home yesterday afternoon, I couldn't help but fantasize after dealing with traffic how great it would be if every in-use cell phone in north Texas were to explode at exactly 5:24pm. All I can say is that it certainly would clear the roads.
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