mortality cartographer (beeooll) wrote,
mortality cartographer
beeooll

I love my new jeans

because they accentuate my package.

I look like Captain Schlong in these babies... it's all I can do to keep from dancing about thrusting enthusiastically.

LOOK AT MY COCK!
GARGANTUAN is loving the attention.
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