mortality cartographer (beeooll) wrote,
mortality cartographer

omfg... fun with the dallas newspaper

this has to be the funniest thing I've read in a while...

FAR NORTH DALLAS $12/DAY 972-931-8104
Retired gentleman with no disabilities seeks energetic housemate for companionship and light housekeeping to share large executive home with pool. $12/day + $50 utilities. Must have regular job, stable income, references, deposit, integrity, own phone. No dopers, flakes, homophobes or insomniacs.

ROYAL/ABRAMS 214-348-1163
FREE RENT Professional male couple, seeking house boy 18-25. Minutes from downtown. Save rent money in exchange for light house/pool duties. Call Bill.

hehe light housekeeping
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