mortality cartographer (beeooll) wrote,
mortality cartographer
beeooll

A song about Albertsons grocery store near Coit and Spring Valley in Dallas Texas

You can walk the isles of this one grocery store
and the floor will try to stick to your feet

If you went there for a particular item
you can bet that your needs they won't meet

But you can drop on by for a random time
for the bad customer service
or if you want to be upset with society

because there's nothing quite like
the sights and the sounds
at the worst grocery store in the world

She will check you out but only if you ask nicely
because she really doesn't give a damn

and of course it doesn't matter to her
that the cart leaves shit marks on your hands

as soon as you enter you can't wait to go home and shower
because your to-do list had food as a demand
and the only store that you had the time to go to
happened to be the worst grocery store in the world

Ohh, She continues to wonder
why she is still only a checker
at the worst grocery store in the world

If she asks you if
your card is credit or debit
ignore her the first time she asks...

because she will continue to wonder
why she is still only a checker
at the worst grocery store in the world

what you came in for
they didn't have
because it was the worst grocery store in the world

the reason you will get
plantar warts on you hands
is the cart at the worst grocery store in the world

as you leave just nod and smile
about the frustration you can have and the diseases you could catch
at the worst grocery store in the world

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© beeooll
(in association with A Better Than Angry Letter To Corporate As Therapy Production)
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